"Cincinnati will bulllshit with us and kick our ass and laugh at us. They’re the only team that talk about us like a dog. We gonna get down. We gonna do the do. I’m going to hit these m-------s." -- Dock Ellis in his famous "do the do" speech, before hitting three straight Reds to open a game on May 1, 1974 (inspirational hat-tip: Craig Calcaterra)
And here's Benstonium's pump-up video:
I've just been pacing back and forth since about 11:30. Preview will be coming shortly, hopefully by 4 PM or so.
Man, if Dock was starting tonight, Brandon Phillips might survive to the third pitch of his first at-bat.
@LastingsMilledgeville -1 minute. Liriano throws one into the opposing dugout during warmups.