I understand that you probably think this is a joke, but after watching the Pirates and Astros play for two hours last night only to have the game taken out of Andrew McCutchen's hands through no fault of his own, I have next to no desire to watch the Pirates tonight. I'm not kidding. Maybe I'll get caught up on Fringe or work in my committee meeting or something.
Charlie Morton pitches for the Bucs. He'll try to not walk 100 people. Bud Norris pitches for the Astros. He'll probably strike 100 people out. First pitch is at 7:05.