Umm, wow. Holy crap. I don't even know what to say. The NL Central is gonna look awfully different pre-June in 2012.
Umm, wow... I didn't think there was ANYTHING that could make me hate the guy more, and now this comes along and makes my day!
Braun claims this is pure bullshit, and is at an equal loss to explain why two of the lab techs that handled his urine sample immediately burst into flames.
It's honestly an early Christmas present. Braun tops my list of hated athletes, ahead of Ray-Ray, Brady, and Ovechkin. HATE.
I checked the schedule- the Brewers don't come to Pittsburgh until August 24th (which I cannot believe. I checked three times. That's insane). We play six games in MIL before that, and it looks like his suspension would be over right around the time we're there. Awesome. Guess who's going to go 4-4 with 8 HR and 36 RBI that game?
Doesn't meant I won't be front row with the Left Field Loonies on August 24, shouting M-V-P-E-D! M-V-P-E-D! Take THAT, Ryan FRAUD.
Let's go three for three; first Pujols is gone, now Cryan Braun gone for 50 games. As soon as Fielder leaves the division, it'll be sweeter than a Crosby Hat-Trick!!!
This is awesome. Braun is possibly my least favorite athlete currently and ive often wished horrible things upon him. None of those wishes would have given me as much satisfaction as this. Now this just needs to kill prince fielder's marketabilIty so that he can sign with the bucs.
It's a great day to be alive.
It is gonna look awfully different when the Pirates are leading the division by five games in June.
(Shh, don't mention that Wainwright is coming back to the Cardinals and that Braun will return eventually and that Correia is still in the Pirates' rotation--I want to enjoy this feeling!)